Zach Selwyn

“Skips a Generation” (From Jay-Z to Blue Ivy in 2028) * By Zach Selwyn

You was my little girl Blue
Now you an eighth avenue uptown ingenue
Walking around in your fendi dress
You should be spending less- yer a never ending mess
You put a dent in daddy’s car again
And maxxed out mamas credit card again
Heard they tossed u out of Skybar again
And u puked on your Marc Jacobs cardigan
You’re 16- not even an adult -
You living life too fast. Usain Bolt.
I told you growing up in the spot light
Was not right- you weren’t taught right- even I have lost sight
Beyonce left me 5 years back -
when she started smoking that Whitney Houston crack
And I caught her with Chris Brown in the sack
And found used rubbers in the glove of the Maybach
Way back when I recorded “Glory”
I never thought you’d become such a New York story
Spoiled rotten since birth-
and youlve less musical talent than anyone on earth
But now you want a record deal, tryin to sing
But you got a voice like Puffy and moves like Yao Ming
I thought you’d be the one to tour around The nation
But you proof that talent skips a generation…

I wanted a Son

I got 99 Problems and you caused every one!