Zach Selwyn

Two Minute INTENSE CARDIO with ZACH SELWYN

zacharyzer — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 20:12:46 +0000

A fitness company recently paid Zach to share his 2 minute cardio secrets – Hope you find this video helpful!!!

Come see Zach live w/ Bil Dwyer as THE GAMEMASTER! (Episode 2)March 1st!

zacharyzer — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 02:46:06 +0000

MARCH 1st! Come see BIL DWYER is the THE GAME MASTER! Featuring Me, Jon Dore, Mike Valley, Jackie Kashian, and More!

The Fake Gallery - March 1 – 8:00 pm

4319 Melrose Ave
Los Angeles, CA 90029
Neighborhood: Wilshire Center

Watch Zach’s 2009 Super Bowl Commercial featured in CBS’ Top 10 of All Time

zacharyzer — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 19:38:59 +0000

Last night, Boomer Esiason and Jillian Michaels rated this in the top 10 Super Bowl commercials of all time. Please excuse my mullet and the hat that was 4 sizes too small.

New Video for “Were Comin to Kill Ya” from Dead and Breakfast

zacharyzer — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 20:18:45 +0000

Per request, we put together a Lobos Riders collage over the song “Were Comin to Kill Ya” from the 2005 Ambush Entertainment film “Dead and Breakfast” – Zach played Randall Keith Randall and this was the rap-country zombie death march song from the film. Order the mp3 online!

Watch Jay-Z’s song to his little girl Blue Ivy when she turns 16.

zacharyzer — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 15:59:21 +0000

“Skips a Generation” (From Jay-Z to Blue Ivy in 2028) * By Zach Selwyn

You was my little girl Blue
Now you an eighth avenue uptown ingenue
Walking around in your fendi dress
You should be spending less- yer a never ending mess
You put a dent in daddy’s car again
And maxxed out mamas credit card again
Heard they tossed u out of Skybar again
And u puked on your Marc Jacobs cardigan
You’re 16- not even an adult -
You living life too fast. Usain Bolt.
I told you growing up in the spot light
Was not right- you weren’t taught right- even I have lost sight
Beyonce left me 5 years back -
when she started smoking that Whitney Houston crack
And I caught her with Chris Brown in the sack
And found used rubbers in the glove of the Maybach
Way back when I recorded “Glory”
I never thought you’d become such a New York story
Spoiled rotten since birth-
and youlve less musical talent than anyone on earth
But now you want a record deal, tryin to sing
But you got a voice like Puffy and moves like Yao Ming
I thought you’d be the one to tour around The nation
But you proof that talent skips a generation…

I wanted a Son

I got 99 Problems and you caused every one!

Watch Zach’s new Ally Bank Commercial! (Directed by Morgan Spurlock)

zacharyzer — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 02:35:57 +0000

Although Zach can only be seen from a distance, and YES, that is his sleeve – this commercial was an all day affair in downtown LA – And the legendary director Morgan Spurlock was the man behind the spot…

Watch Zach’s NBA Lockout Song!!!

zacharyzer — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 05:28:42 +0000

BUY SONG HERE!!!

Link to Zach’s ESPN “Jimmy Rollins” Special

zacharyzer — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 14:22:44 +0000

CLICK HERE to watch highlights of Zach’s ESPN Special!!

Click above to see the highlights from Zach’s July ESPN special “Jimmy Rollins: World Record Hit.”

Zach is on the road hosting new History Channel Show!

zacharyzer — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 18:40:13 +0000

ZACH has been cast as the lead host of a new History Channel special about the history of language in America – It is very exciting and will be an incredible 2-hour-special that will air in early 2012. Thus far, Zach has traveled to Malibu, Gold Rush Country, New Orleans, Nashville, NYC, Washington DC and many other spots uncovering the secret history of our English language! More updates from the road soon… !!Zach on about three 151 proof Hurricanes. Bourbon Street, New Orleans… October 2011.

Watch “Stretched” world premiere! With Zach, ELI BRADEN & TOO $HORT

zacharyzer — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 18:40:50 +0000

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