Watch all new Ep. of “Americas Secret Slang” Tonight!

13 06 2014

WATCH EPISODE 2 “RIDING SHOTGUN” HERE!!

Ever wonder why you get “3 Sheets to the Wind?” Why you make money “Hand over Fist?” Why you’re called a “Slacker?” JOIN ME on the HIGH SEAS on H2 – History tonight for an all new episode of #Secretslang 9pm/10pm est on H2

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YO HO YO HO A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME…

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ZACH TO READ A STORY FROM HIS NEW BOOK” TALENT WILL GET YOU NOWHERE” at POWERHOUSE WEDNESDAY NIGHT! Hollywood & Highland!





Watch an all new “drugged out” ep. of “Americas Secret Slang” tomorrow night!

6 06 2014

CLICK HERE TO SEE FIRST EPISODE!!!!!

ALL NEW EPISODE  about drugs, booze and FUN! Wy are Joints “joints?” – why do we call it “reefer?” Why do we “Mind our P’s and Q’s?”

Saturday June 7, 2014 – 9/10 est on H2  #secretslang

 

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“America’s Secret Slang” premieres TONIGHT on H2!

30 05 2014

Zach’s hit show “Americas Secret Slang” – premieres MAY 31 at 9 est/10 pst on H2  @more2history – live tweet #slang – PLEASE TUNE IN!!! The series consists of 8 hour-long episodes and will be the most educational, entertaining and enjoyable TV you watch all summer long!

 

 

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Watch the new “America’s Secret Slang” Promo!

16 05 2014

 

 

CHECK OUT ZACH’S NEW COLLECTION OF SHORT STORIES HERE!!!





Zach Publishes Short Story/Essay Collection! “Talent Will Get You Nowhere”

11 04 2014

Loyal readers of this blog…  Thank you for your years of support – especially in regards to the SHORT STORY writing. We have  compiled many of the essays you have read (And many you have not read) into Zach’s first ever published collection of stories for sale as a PAPERBACK . (Kindle coming soon!)

If you would like a signed copy of the book, please contact z@zachariahmusic.com -

Please take a moment to check out “Talent Will Get You Nowhere

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CLICK HERE TO ORDER THE BOOK!

Zach will be reading aloud from the book throughout the summer- new DATES to be announced shortly!





Zach’s Plea for Jay-Z to Sign him! Does it work???

28 03 2014

Zach and Jay-Z have never met. But maybe this video will get Roc Nation to take Zach on as their first 5-figure client!

 

SUBSCRIBE TO ZACH’S YOUTUBE CHANNEL!!!





Watch Zach’s new commercial – “Cray-Crayola: A New Kind of Crayon”

20 01 2014

 

That ish CRAY. CHeckout your child’s new favorite crayon…

Starring Quinn Kelly Joyce and Zach Selwyn!

 





A Dude Rolls Frying Pans w/ his Hands on Guinness – TONIGHT! 8pm!

9 01 2014
WATCH ZACH ON GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS UNLEASHED TONIGHT!!8:00 on TRU TV!!!
On tonight’s #GWRUnleashed, Steve will attempt to roll the most frying pans with his hands.
Think he’ll be able to break the record? Find out at 8 pm E/P. http://bit.ly/1bVBG4X

Frying Pan Crusher by Guinness World Records Unleashed
Zachariah & the Lobos Riders – New album… coming soon!
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Watch “The Worst Ideas in Mafia History” starring John Walsh

3 01 2014

We lost a terrific man this week. Here he is saying more with no dialogue than most actors can say with Shakesperean prose.  – RIP to John Walsh… aka “Jimmy the Taint.” (Originally aired on G4 “Attack of the Show” in 2007)

 





Listen to Zach’s new song, “LA SKI HAT WEATHER!”

13 12 2013

When it dips below 65 degrees in LA, the town starts dressing like we live in Vermont. Please enjoy “LA SKI HAT WEATHER” – from my upcoming comedy CD called “I Think We Should See Other People”

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ZACH’S First collection of Short Stories and Essays, “Talent Will Get You Nowhere” will be published in early 2014 on Dirt City Press! LOOK OUT!

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