Zach Selwyn

Actor. Musician. Host. Writer. Dinner Guest.

  • Zach wrote and produced this piece for TBS Digital starring the Sklar Brothers.

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  • alloutsee below! Zach brings his worldwide knowledge of slang words to Sirius XM/ Shade 45’s hip-hop radio show “THE ALL OUT SHOW” once a month. Make sure to listen in and hear Zach and Jude play origin games and chop up the English language… on SHADE45 Sirius/XM

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  • Zach Selwyn stars as DWIGHT STRIPES, a filthy, sleeves hating guitar playing Shitrocker in Bubbles’ new outlaw country band, “Bubbles and the Shitrockers!” Zach also wrote five of the songs on the soundtrack! Find out where this film is showing and get right out of ‘er and see it! Also starring Billy Bob Thornton, Ronnie Wood and your favorite Trailer Park Boys…! Dir. by Charlie Lightening

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  • Produced by Jesse Siebenberg and Leroy Miller. CLCK IMAGE BELOW!

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  • Buy Zach’s Book “Talent Will Get You Nowhere”Talent

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    On Tour in the south April 4,5,9,10 May 2,3 9,10 with the ALL NASHVILLE ROADSHOW!!

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  • “LA DISPENSARY” LAUNCHES AS A GROUNDBREAKING VERTICAL INSTAGRAM SERIES EXPLORING LOS ANGELES’ CANNABIS CULTURE

    Los Angeles, CA – The cultural capital of cannabis finally has its own story told on screen. “LA Dispensary”, a new vertical comedy series that premiered on Instagram and YouTube Shorts takes viewers inside the quirky world of a fictional Los Angeles dispensary.

    TRAILER HERE

    Shot entirely in vertical format to match the way audiences consume content on their phones, “LA Dispensary” blends sketch comedy and observational humor from the perspective of two budtenders, played by Megahn Perry and writer/director Zach Selwyn. New guest stars enter the dispo every episode.

    “Cannabis is not just a product —it’s a lifestyle, a culture, and a community,” said Selwyn. “With ‘LA Dispensary’, I wanted to create something that was funny and original – as far as I can tell, this is one of the first vertical comedies out there which I think will be the future of Hollywood now that the studios have all moved to Ireland.”

    The series is designed for quick, binge-worthy viewing on Instagram, making it accessible to a global audience. The first two episodes have been released through Hiii Media’s Instagram @hiiimag – as well as @LADispensaryshow

    For Press Inquiries reach out to Zach@hiiimag.com

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LA’s Powerhouse Bar to close, Zach to read a story from his book LIVE Wednesday night!

  • June 16, 2014
  • by zachselwyn
  • · Short Story · The Writer

As far as we know, nobody has ever attempted to read from a BOOK out loud at The Powerhouse – BUT ZACH IS GONNA DO IT Wed. June 18 at 7:00 pm

Because they are shutting the doors on this venerable bar for good next Monday –Yes, the rumors are true.

Those of you who have seen Zach’s band here know how much fun it is. Sadly, we cant play any music anymore, but I can read a drunken passage from my book, dammit! And I hope you can all come down for one last PBR from the best bartenders in Los Angeles…

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When: Wednesday Night June 18, 7:00 pm

Where: The Powerhouse  1714 N Highland Ave, Hollywood, CA 90028

Who: Zach Selwyn reading a live story from his book “Talent Will Get You Nowhere” – Hard copies of book for sale at performance

Why: We need to say good-bye to this historical dive bar in true fashion. Elvis, Jim Morrison, Janis and the Beatles all drank here! (So has Johnny Knoxville and many other Hollywood barroom regulars…)

READ A FREE CHAPTER OF THE BOOK HERE!!!

What: The hell. Get drunk and play the best jukebox in Los Angeles one last time…

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Watch all new Ep. of “Americas Secret Slang” Tonight!

  • June 13, 2014
  • by zachselwyn
  • · America's Secret Slang

WATCH EPISODE 2 “RIDING SHOTGUN” HERE!!

Ever wonder why you get “3 Sheets to the Wind?” Why you make money “Hand over Fist?” Why you’re called a “Slacker?” JOIN ME on the HIGH SEAS on H2 – History tonight for an all new episode of #Secretslang 9pm/10pm est on H2

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YO HO YO HO A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME…

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ZACH TO READ A STORY FROM HIS NEW BOOK” TALENT WILL GET YOU NOWHERE” at POWERHOUSE WEDNESDAY NIGHT! Hollywood & Highland!

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Watch an all new “drugged out” ep. of “Americas Secret Slang” tomorrow night!

  • June 6, 2014
  • by zachselwyn
  • · America's Secret Slang

CLICK HERE TO SEE FIRST EPISODE!!!!!

ALL NEW EPISODE  about drugs, booze and FUN! Wy are Joints “joints?” – why do we call it “reefer?” Why do we “Mind our P’s and Q’s?”

Saturday June 7, 2014 – 9/10 est on H2  #secretslang

 

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“America’s Secret Slang” premieres TONIGHT on H2!

  • May 30, 2014
  • by zachselwyn
  • · America's Secret Slang

Zach’s hit show “Americas Secret Slang” – premieres MAY 31 at 9 est/10 pst on H2  @more2history – live tweet #slang – PLEASE TUNE IN!!! The series consists of 8 hour-long episodes and will be the most educational, entertaining and enjoyable TV you watch all summer long!

 

 

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Watch the new episode of “The Reportist” – “Basketball Dads”

  • May 20, 2014
  • by zachselwyn
  • · Comedy

 

Check out Zach’s newest episode of his hit web series “The Reportist”

Starring Zach Selwyn, Brian Boone, Seth Menachem, Senon Williams, Luc Beddor and Ryzer Selwyn

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Season 2 of “America’s Secret Slang” begins May 31 on H2/History!

  • May 12, 2014
  • by zachselwyn
  • · America's Secret Slang

CLICK THE LINKS BELOW to see exclusive previews of SEASON of Zach’s show “AMERICA’S SECRET SLANG!

Season 2 begins on H2 / History MAY 31    9:00 pm/10 pst

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TWITTER: #SecretSlang

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Zach Publishes Short Story/Essay Collection! “Talent Will Get You Nowhere”

  • April 11, 2014
  • by zachselwyn
  • · The Writer

Loyal readers of this blog…  Thank you for your years of support – especially in regards to the SHORT STORY writing. We have  compiled many of the essays you have read (And many you have not read) into Zach’s first ever published collection of stories for sale as a PAPERBACK . (Kindle coming soon!)

If you would like a signed copy of the book, please contact z@zachariahmusic.com –

Please take a moment to check out “Talent Will Get You Nowhere”

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CLICK HERE TO ORDER THE BOOK!

Zach will be reading aloud from the book throughout the summer- new DATES to be announced shortly!

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Watch Zach’s new commercial – “Cray-Crayola: A New Kind of Crayon”

  • January 20, 2014
  • by zachselwyn
  • · Comedy · Sketch Comedy

 

That ish CRAY. CHeckout your child’s new favorite crayon…

Starring Quinn Kelly Joyce and Zach Selwyn!

 

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A Dude Rolls Frying Pans w/ his Hands on Guinness – TONIGHT! 8pm!

  • January 9, 2014
  • by zachselwyn
  • · Television · TV Shows
WATCH ZACH ON GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS UNLEASHED TONIGHT!!8:00 on TRU TV!!!
On tonight’s #GWRUnleashed, Steve will attempt to roll the most frying pans with his hands.
Think he’ll be able to break the record? Find out at 8 pm E/P. http://bit.ly/1bVBG4X

Frying Pan Crusher by Guinness World Records Unleashed
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Zachariah & the Lobos Riders – New album… coming soon!
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Watch “The Worst Ideas in Mafia History” starring John Walsh

  • January 3, 2014
  • by zachselwyn
  • · Comedy · Sketch Comedy

We lost a terrific man this week. Here he is saying more with no dialogue than most actors can say with Shakesperean prose.  – RIP to John Walsh… aka “Jimmy the Taint.” (Originally aired on G4 “Attack of the Show” in 2007)

 

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