Zach Selwyn

Actor. Musician. Host. Writer. Dinner Guest.

  • Zach wrote and produced this piece for TBS Digital starring the Sklar Brothers.

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  • Zachariah & the Lobos Riders are set to release their newest 6 song EP “Cloud Road.” Z details how this surprise record came about…

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    Cloud Road EP * 2020 By Zachariah & the Lobos Riders

    In December of 2019 I blew out my knee playing basketball. I vowed to return to the court within a year and elected for surgery in January of 2020 – Following the surgery came the Norcos. As a decent wine drinker, painkillers were never my thing and I have been able to avoid them after major surgeries – of which I’ve had my share… But this time, things were a little different. Lying in bed, unable to walk or barely get up to use the bathroom, I would play a lot of music and drift off into the spacial tranquility of a few pain pills. At first it was 2, then it became 3 and I was pretty soon out of my bottle… The doctor had told me it would take about three days to not need them anymore, I was on day 11. What came to me during these lost moments was a lot of lyrics about childhood memories, dreams dying, and the main street that I grew up on in Tucson Arizona in the 80’s and 90’s… Cloud Road. The first song is the raw file you hear “Cloud Road Painkiller Freestyle.” That was done in one take off the dome. I quickly understood why so many artists get involved with Vicoden, Percoset etc. These five songs came to me in three days. The sixth was written for the TV show “Breaking Bad” but ultimately not chosen.
    CLOUD ROAD  (CLICK FOR SAMPLE)

    A different approach for me for sure. A nod to my teenage years in Tucson dying to go anywhere… now looking back and realizing I have gone everywhere. What’s next? I need another motivating factor to push me into whatever is next…

    PRAY TO THE LORD

    Back in high school, my friends and I would drive around all night and break into unlocked cars and steal stuff. We then took the stuff to Zia Records for trade money, Play it Again Sports for cash and second hand shops… One night a few guys broke into my old football coach’s truck and he was watching us from his window. At one point, one of the guys said he saw him flash a gun. We ran. The part about dropping my high school ring at the scene of the crime is based on a separate incident involving a girl’s bedroom when her boyfriend stopped by – but combining these two incidents into this song made sense.

    MY MIND GOT MIXED WITH WANDERING

    Yeah, where does the motivation go? I think I speak for a lot of young people here when I talk about how we all want to find that one comfortable place but then see something else a little more appealing just around the corner. I wasted a lot off my 20’s looking for something else and not recognizing what was in front of me.

    JUST A LITTLE INTERMISSION

    Again, painkillers had me rapping to myself a lot. And for some reason I was doing it in a Humpty Hump – Special Ed voice… This is a nod to the 90’s hip-hop I loved – and it’s really just a joke – as most of my rap songs are.

    CLOUD ROAD PAINKILLER FREESTYLE

    When putting this EP together, I came across this a week before releasing it. It is the seeds that grew into the title track of the record as well as the “Intermission” song. I was rapping into my phone on a galaxy of pain meds… In a studio this might actually be dope.

    THE BALLAD OF JESSE PINKMAN

    Since I rhymed about Jesse Pinkman in “Intermission,” I felt like this fit on this record as well. I wrote this before a season of breaking Bad and sent to the EP’s, tweeted about. And had a lot of show fans RT it as well. Ultimately, someone heard it and said they did not need any new music. So FUCK THEM. This song deserves to be heard, even if the show hasn’t been on for six years.

    “ALEXA PLAY RED FUCKIN WINE!”

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  • Film Threat Media has tapped Zach selwyn to host their “Anti-Oscars” award show “Award This” Sunday February 2nd at Frida cinemas in Santa Ana, California. Selwyn will emcee the event and introduce nominees as well as imrpovise and compose songs for the live event to be streamed simultaneously.

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  • Rodeo Zach is back… and the new single is BLOWING UP. Everywhere. Check the video out and demand to see Zach on tour either solo or with Bubbles and the Shitrockers!!!

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Who is Zach Selwyn?

Who Is Zach Selwyn?

Multi-talented actor/writer/musician Zach Selwyn is best known for hosting the History Channel show “America’s Secret Slang,” being a regular on G4’s “Attack of the Show” and serving as the house band leader on NFL Network’s “Good Morning Football.” He has appeared on over 75 programs in the past decade – including “Guinness World Records Gone Wild,” …

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  • Zach’s Debut Novel to be Released Worldwide by Macmillan Press/Rogue Matter in March

    LOS ANGELES, CA. FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Zach Selwyn Debuts First Novel Stoner Chronicles: Austin TranslationRogue Matter and Macmillan Press Launch New Literary Trilogy Rogue Matter, in partnership wit…

  • Watch Rodeo Zach’s New Video “Shoulda Gone to Turkey”

    Hair Transplants are NO JOKE. Rodeo Zach says he shoulda gone to Turkey… <iframe width=”560″ height=”315″ src=”https://www.youtube.com/embed/V7RhOEJ__48?si=RUCE0…

  • FULL BUSH GIRLFRIEND Movie RELEASED!

    From LA Dispensary and Hiii Magazine. The Full Bush Girlfriened Reunion is here! Written/Directed by Zach Selwyn Starring Zach Selwyn, Dylan Berry, RJ Robinson, Wendy Selwyn (Associated Press) Zach Se…

  • Long-Lost 1990s Grunge EP From “Full Bush Girlfriend” Unearthed, Scheduled for Release

    Tucson, AZ — After nearly three decades in obscurity, a long-lost EP by Tucson-based grunge cult act Full Bush Girlfriend has been rediscovered and is finally set for release. The band—Doug Beavers (v…

  • Cloud10 Media & Zach Launching New Scripted Podcast “N.I.L University on Thursday!”

    https://embed.podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/welcome-to-n-i-l-university/id1829007772?i=1000719030779 Cloud10 Media and Writer/director Zach Selwyn bring you the first ever scripted podcast about the N…

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