Zach Selwyn

Actor. Musician. Host. Writer. Dinner Guest.

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  • LOS ANGELES, CA.

    FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

    Zach Selwyn Debuts First Novel Stoner Chronicles: Austin Translation
    Rogue Matter and Macmillan Press Launch New Literary Trilogy

    Rogue Matter, in partnership with Macmillan Press, proudly announces the March 24th release of Stoner Chronicles: Austin Translation, the debut novel by writer/actor and musician Zach Selwyn. The book marks the first installment in the Stoner Chronicles trilogy, to be followed by Drop Dead Gorgeous in 2027 and Hudson River Martini in 2028.

    Set against the vibrant backdrop of Austin, Texas, Stoner Chronicles: Austin Translation introduces readers to Selwyn’s sharply observed world—where art, excess, and humor collide. With a voice that is both irreverent and clever, Selwyn blends dark humor and emotional honesty, establishing a bold new presence in contemporary fiction. Famed Texas author/musician and personality Kinky Friedman wrote the foreword for the novel a couple of years before his untimely passing.

    “Kinky was an inspiration and a mentor in many ways,” Selwyn says. “The whole reason this book came about was because I was recording Kinky for a podcast down at his ranch and we started talking about writing – he encouraged me to finish the novel and keep creating.”

    The novel lays the groundwork for a trilogy of novels that move across cities, mysteries, and (often intoxicated) states of mind.

    “This book was one of those Covid projects written during the height of fear,” Selwyn says. “I was struck by how many people in Texas were defying the masks and vaccines – as compared to Los Angeles where we were all panicking and wiping down our groceries with Clorox.”

    Stoner Chronicles: Austin Translation is available for pre-order now through Rogue Matter and Macmillan Press.

    For review copies, interviews, or additional information, please contact:
    Trent Olsen

    Trent.olsen@roguematter.com

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  • Zach and Missi Pyle have a new podcast called “Missi and Zach Might Bang!” Exec. Produced by Anna Faris and Sim Sarna of “Anna Faris is Unqualified” – the show takes on celebrity guests, improvisational music and offers entertainment business advice as well! Head to http://www.ewpopfest.com to buy tickets now!!!

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  • Zach Selwyn stars as DWIGHT STRIPES, a filthy, sleeves hating guitar playing Shitrocker in Bubbles’ new outlaw country band, “Bubbles and the Shitrockers!” Zach also wrote five of the songs on the soundtrack! Find out where this film is showing and get right out of ‘er and see it! Also starring Billy Bob Thornton, Ronnie Wood and your favorite Trailer Park Boys…! Dir. by Charlie Lightening

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Who is Zach Selwyn?

Who Is Zach Selwyn?

Multi-talented actor/writer/musician Zach Selwyn is best known for hosting the History Channel show “America’s Secret Slang,” being a regular on G4’s “Attack of the Show” and serving as the house band leader on NFL Network’s “Good Morning Football.” He has appeared on over 75 programs in the past decade – including “Guinness World Records Gone Wild,” …

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  • Zach’s Debut Novel to be Released Worldwide by Macmillan Press/Rogue Matter in March

    LOS ANGELES, CA. FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Zach Selwyn Debuts First Novel Stoner Chronicles: Austin TranslationRogue Matter and Macmillan Press Launch New Literary Trilogy Rogue Matter, in partnership wit…

  • Watch Rodeo Zach’s New Video “Shoulda Gone to Turkey”

    Hair Transplants are NO JOKE. Rodeo Zach says he shoulda gone to Turkey… <iframe width=”560″ height=”315″ src=”https://www.youtube.com/embed/V7RhOEJ__48?si=RUCE0…

  • FULL BUSH GIRLFRIEND Movie RELEASED!

    From LA Dispensary and Hiii Magazine. The Full Bush Girlfriened Reunion is here! Written/Directed by Zach Selwyn Starring Zach Selwyn, Dylan Berry, RJ Robinson, Wendy Selwyn (Associated Press) Zach Se…

  • Long-Lost 1990s Grunge EP From “Full Bush Girlfriend” Unearthed, Scheduled for Release

    Tucson, AZ — After nearly three decades in obscurity, a long-lost EP by Tucson-based grunge cult act Full Bush Girlfriend has been rediscovered and is finally set for release. The band—Doug Beavers (v…

  • Cloud10 Media & Zach Launching New Scripted Podcast “N.I.L University on Thursday!”

    https://embed.podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/welcome-to-n-i-l-university/id1829007772?i=1000719030779 Cloud10 Media and Writer/director Zach Selwyn bring you the first ever scripted podcast about the N…

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