Zach Selwyn

Actor. Musician. Host. Writer. Dinner Guest.

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  • The wait is almost over! Missi Pyle & Zach Selwyn are this week’s guests and we play “Fake or Florida” – here’s a preview! http://bit.ly/1LaN6u0

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  • Eleven songs. Eight originals. Three covers. <a href="http://<iframe style="border-radius:12px" src="https://open.spotify.com/embed/album/39PZMOuSqUTiqLSnmO2FY5?utm_source=generator&quot; width="100%" height="352" frameBorder="0" allowfullscreen="" allow="autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; fullscreen; picture-in-picture" loading="lazy">Get your Fresh Linen everywhere now!

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  • “LA DISPENSARY” LAUNCHES AS A GROUNDBREAKING VERTICAL INSTAGRAM SERIES EXPLORING LOS ANGELES’ CANNABIS CULTURE

    Los Angeles, CA – The cultural capital of cannabis finally has its own story told on screen. “LA Dispensary”, a new vertical comedy series that premiered on Instagram and YouTube Shorts takes viewers inside the quirky world of a fictional Los Angeles dispensary.

    TRAILER HERE

    Shot entirely in vertical format to match the way audiences consume content on their phones, “LA Dispensary” blends sketch comedy and observational humor from the perspective of two budtenders, played by Megahn Perry and writer/director Zach Selwyn. New guest stars enter the dispo every episode.

    “Cannabis is not just a product —it’s a lifestyle, a culture, and a community,” said Selwyn. “With ‘LA Dispensary’, I wanted to create something that was funny and original – as far as I can tell, this is one of the first vertical comedies out there which I think will be the future of Hollywood now that the studios have all moved to Ireland.”

    The series is designed for quick, binge-worthy viewing on Instagram, making it accessible to a global audience. The first two episodes have been released through Hiii Media’s Instagram @hiiimag – as well as @LADispensaryshow

    For Press Inquiries reach out to Zach@hiiimag.com

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0 Zach Makes the favorite jokes list at NYPOST.com! (page 5)

  • April 1, 2012
  • by zachselwyn
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Comics’ favorite jokes – NYPOST.com.

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So my son and daughter have been instructed at their pre-school to refer to their private parts as their “wee-wee” and their “China.” First of all, I will never let my daughter call it her “China” because you can fit two billion people in China.

Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/april_fools_d6Dj4yDHyq9B5MPoFDr3IL#ixzz1qouHjdyp

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0 Zach’s Country Rock Hip Hop Show/ Viper Room this Saturday!

  • March 30, 2012
  • by zachselwyn
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ZACHARIAH and the LOBOS RIDERS – Zach’s somewhat legendary traveling outlaw country rock hip hop circus lands at the world famous VIPER ROOM this Saturday night at 8:00 pm – If you have never seen freestyle rap country music – here is your chance. We are opening for Matt Mann and it will certainly be a surly, drunken evening of tuneageImage

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NEW “Hunger Games” Song by Zach Selwyn * From SOUNDTRACK!

  • March 21, 2012
  • by zachselwyn
  • · comedy, music, lyrics, jay-Z, beyonce, blue ivy

Hunger Games SONG – CLICK HERE!

 

“I Don’t Think Id Do Well in the Hunger Games” 2012 By Zach Selwyn

* Deleted from film

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Zach’s KIRK CAMERON vs. CHARLES DARWIN song w/ TIM LEE!

  • March 15, 2012
  • by zachselwyn
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The debate continues with this epic rap battle between Creationist KIRK CAMERON and Evolution theorist CHARLES DARWIN

song and music by Zach Selwyn, Tim Lee and Toby Semain

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0 Hey Nashville! Come see Zach LIVE this weekend with JON REEP!

  • March 7, 2012
  • by zachselwyn
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ZACH features his country music hip hop comedy with Last Comic Standing winner JON REEP all weekend! 6 Shows! 4 Nights! GIT SOME!

http://www.nashville.zanies.com for tickets

March 8 – 11 7:00pm Doors – 2025 8th Avenue South  Nashville, TN 37204

  (615) 269-0221

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Two Minute INTENSE CARDIO with ZACH SELWYN

  • February 22, 2012
  • by zachselwyn
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A fitness company recently paid Zach to share his 2 minute cardio secrets – Hope you find this video helpful!!!

 

 

 

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Come see Zach live w/ Bil Dwyer as THE GAMEMASTER! (Episode 2)March 1st!

  • February 6, 2012
  • by zachselwyn
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MARCH 1st! Come see BIL DWYER is the THE GAME MASTER! Featuring Me, Jon Dore, Mike Valley, Jackie Kashian, and More!

The Fake Gallery  –  March 1 – 8:00 pm

4319 Melrose Ave
Los Angeles, CA 90029
Neighborhood: Wilshire Center

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Watch Zach’s 2009 Super Bowl Commercial featured in CBS’ Top 10 of All Time

  • February 2, 2012
  • by zachselwyn
  • · Uncategorized

Last night, Boomer Esiason and Jillian Michaels rated this in the top 10 Super Bowl commercials of all time. Please excuse my mullet and the hat that was 4 sizes too small.

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New Video for “Were Comin to Kill Ya” from Dead and Breakfast

  • January 23, 2012
  • by zachselwyn
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Per request, we put together a Lobos Riders collage over the song “Were Comin to Kill Ya” from the 2005 Ambush Entertainment film “Dead and Breakfast” – Zach played Randall Keith Randall and this was the rap-country zombie death march song from the film. Order the mp3 online!

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0 Watch Jay-Z’s song to his little girl Blue Ivy when she turns 16.

  • January 10, 2012
  • by zachselwyn
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“Skips a Generation” (From Jay-Z to Blue Ivy in 2028) * By Zach Selwyn

You was my little girl Blue
Now you an eighth avenue uptown ingenue
Walking around in your fendi dress
You should be spending less- yer a never ending mess
You put a dent in daddy’s car again
And maxxed out mamas credit card again
Heard they tossed u out of Skybar again
And u puked on your Marc Jacobs cardigan
You’re 16- not even an adult –
You living life too fast. Usain Bolt.
I told you growing up in the spot light
Was not right- you weren’t taught right- even I have lost sight
Beyonce left me 5 years back –
when she started smoking that Whitney Houston crack
And I caught her with Chris Brown in the sack
And found used rubbers in the glove of the Maybach
Way back when I recorded “Glory”
I never thought you’d become such a New York story
Spoiled rotten since birth-
and youlve less musical talent than anyone on earth
But now you want a record deal, tryin to sing
But you got a voice like Puffy and moves like Yao Ming
I thought you’d be the one to tour around The nation
But you proof that talent skips a generation…

I wanted a Son

I got 99 Problems and you caused every one!

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