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Actor. Musician. Host. Writer. Dinner Guest.
Comics’ favorite jokes – NYPOST.com.
Zach Selwyn
So my son and daughter have been instructed at their pre-school to refer to their private parts as their “wee-wee” and their “China.” First of all, I will never let my daughter call it her “China” because you can fit two billion people in China.
ZACHARIAH and the LOBOS RIDERS – Zach’s somewhat legendary traveling outlaw country rock hip hop circus lands at the world famous VIPER ROOM this Saturday night at 8:00 pm – If you have never seen freestyle rap country music – here is your chance. We are opening for Matt Mann and it will certainly be a surly, drunken evening of tuneage
Hunger Games SONG – CLICK HERE!
“I Don’t Think Id Do Well in the Hunger Games” 2012 By Zach Selwyn
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The debate continues with this epic rap battle between Creationist KIRK CAMERON and Evolution theorist CHARLES DARWIN
song and music by Zach Selwyn, Tim Lee and Toby Semain
ZACH features his country music hip hop comedy with Last Comic Standing winner JON REEP all weekend! 6 Shows! 4 Nights! GIT SOME!
http://www.nashville.zanies.com for tickets
March 8 – 11 7:00pm Doors – 2025 8th Avenue South Nashville, TN 37204
| (615) 269-0221 |
A fitness company recently paid Zach to share his 2 minute cardio secrets – Hope you find this video helpful!!!
Last night, Boomer Esiason and Jillian Michaels rated this in the top 10 Super Bowl commercials of all time. Please excuse my mullet and the hat that was 4 sizes too small.
Per request, we put together a Lobos Riders collage over the song “Were Comin to Kill Ya” from the 2005 Ambush Entertainment film “Dead and Breakfast” – Zach played Randall Keith Randall and this was the rap-country zombie death march song from the film. Order the mp3 online!
“Skips a Generation” (From Jay-Z to Blue Ivy in 2028) * By Zach Selwyn
You was my little girl Blue
Now you an eighth avenue uptown ingenue
Walking around in your fendi dress
You should be spending less- yer a never ending mess
You put a dent in daddy’s car again
And maxxed out mamas credit card again
Heard they tossed u out of Skybar again
And u puked on your Marc Jacobs cardigan
You’re 16- not even an adult –
You living life too fast. Usain Bolt.
I told you growing up in the spot light
Was not right- you weren’t taught right- even I have lost sight
Beyonce left me 5 years back –
when she started smoking that Whitney Houston crack
And I caught her with Chris Brown in the sack
And found used rubbers in the glove of the Maybach
Way back when I recorded “Glory”
I never thought you’d become such a New York story
Spoiled rotten since birth-
and youlve less musical talent than anyone on earth
But now you want a record deal, tryin to sing
But you got a voice like Puffy and moves like Yao Ming
I thought you’d be the one to tour around The nation
But you proof that talent skips a generation…
I wanted a Son
I got 99 Problems and you caused every one!