Zach Selwyn

Actor. Musician. Host. Writer. Dinner Guest.

  • Zach was a runner up for this legendary reality show and it changed the course of his career. 20 years ago! That hair! That jacket! HOLY FAAACK!
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  • The wait is almost over! Missi Pyle & Zach Selwyn are this week’s guests and we play “Fake or Florida” – here’s a preview! http://bit.ly/1LaN6u0

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    Download the episode TOMORROW!!!

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  • Zach is excited to announce he has published his first crime mystery novel, “Austin Translation.”

    Set in Austin, Texas during the summer of 2020, true crime podcaster Rob Stoner finds himself set up for the murder of a young girl. Now, using his amateur sleuthing skills, he has to clear his name, find the killer and save his marriage all during a global pandemic.

    Please download on Amazon.com – Physical signed copies will be available for purchase upon request for $10.00 in the near future.

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    All rights Reserved

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  • Re-Examining the 1997 NBA Draft – If I Had Been Selected…
    (Originally published @Nerdist Sports 2017) At the end of my senior year in college – despite having not played organized basketball since high school and maintaining a 1.8 blood alcohol level for four years straight, my friends dared me to declare for the NBA draft. I wrote an official letter the NBA commissioner David Stern and presented my accolades: Six-foot-two. 3.8 G.P.A. Fraternity scoring leader and dunk contest winner on the 8-foot hoop in the parking lot. I wasn’t selected. Looking back now, I have to argue that I might have been a better pick than 75% of the players in the 1997 NBA draft. Sure, the draft produced perennial all-stars Tim Duncan (#1), Chauncey Billups (#3) and Tracy McGrady (#9), but for every one of those guys, there are three Ed Elisma’s (#40), Bubba Wells’ (#34) and Ben Pepper’s (#55). Who’s to say that if I was chosen in the late second round I wouldn’t have made a better impact than a guy like 44th pick Cedric Henderson? I was too short to be a forward, my high school position. My handle wasn’t strong enough to compete for a point guard slot, so basically, my only shot was to be drafted as a shooting guard – and my guess is I would have been picked somewhere around 46 – where Orlando took Alabama marksman Eric Washington. (Whose best year came with the Idaho Stampede in the NBA D-League in 2010). Due to some late garbage time minutes, I estimate I would have averaged roughly 1.2 points a game… Which is more than draft picks C.J. Bruton (#52), Roberto Duenas (#57) and Nate Erdmann (#55) ever averaged in their careers. The 11th pick of the draft was a guy named Tariq Abdul-Wahad. Nobody past the top 10 picks truly ever made a big statement in the NBA. Sure, Stephen Jackson (#42) was a key piece to the 2003 Spurs, Bobby Jackson (#23) was a sixth man sparkplug and Mark Blount (#54) was a dependable center for a few teams – but overall, 1997 was pretty mediocre… Even though I once bought into the ESPN theory that Jacque Vaughn (#27) would be the next Allen Iverson. My own personal draft journey began after a two-game playoff run in the annual 1997 fraternity basketball challenge. It was in a game against Pi Kappa Alpha. Their starting point guard tried to take me off the dribble to the left. I stuck my arm just above his bounce and poked the ball free into the open court. I ran after it, scooped it up and laid it in for the victory. My fraternity, Alpha Epsilon Pi had won our first play-off game in 10 years. In our next contest, we gave the brothers of Sigma Alpha Epsilon a good run, and I poured in 21 points. Ultimately, we lost on a late technical foul call when I got kicked out for calling the referee a “dickbag.” It was after that game, while consuming a lot of Natural Light beer, that I decided to declare for the draft. On draft day 1997, I sat on my mother’s couch with baited anticipation as the others had their moments. I ordered some pizza for my family. My mother thought I had lost my mind. As the evening progressed, I had seen enough of the long, tailored mustard and pinstriped suits making their way to the podium to shake David Stern’s hand. I watched as guys like Tony Battie (#5), Danny Fortson (#10) and Antonio Daniels (#4) put on those crisp new NBA caps. I accepted the inevitable as the first round telecast came to an end. The second round was only on the radio, so I sat in my Civic, listening in. “And with the 48th pick in the 1997 NBA Draft, the Washington Bullets select Predrag Drobnjak from KK Partizan, Serbia.” Really? A guy named Predrag was taken? Nobody could even pronounce his name. So what if he was a six-foot-eleven three time Euro League National Champion? I played on the frat tournament second runner-up team! Most of the players from the ’97 draft ended up overseas, injured or, in Ron Mercer’s (#6) case, involved in a strip club assault or two. I was no different – except for the fact that I never played one minute in the NBA. Then again, neither did Serge Zwikker (#29), Mark Sanford (#30) or Gordon Malone (#44). I still think I would have had a shot. Ed. Note: Zach Selwyn currently averages 15.2 points per game in his over 40-YMCA league.
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    Antonio Brown? Punching refs? Mitch McGary going all 420? You’re on blast with Zach and his TBS web series “Out of Control Athletes of the Week.”

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  • HACIENDA is streaming everywhere. Here is a music video for the song “When I Return (I Promise You)” – GO stream or download! (CDs coming soon!)

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Watch Zach Cover the Hermosa Beach Strand Protests! #REALFAKENEWS

  • August 14, 2018
  • by zachselwyn
  • · Comedy · Hero · Homepage · Sketch Comedy

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Watch Zach & Missi Pyle’s new video “The Standing Desk Song!”

  • March 28, 2017
  • by zachselwyn
  • · Comedy · Comedy Music News · Film/TV · Hero · Homepage · Missi and Zach Might Bang! · Podcasts · Sketch Comedy

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Watch Zach & Seth Menachem in “Michael Glassberg: Ball Agent” for TBS!

  • October 20, 2016
  • by zachselwyn
  • · Comedy · Hero · Homepage · Sketch Comedy · Uncategorized

written by Zach Selwyn. Dir. by Adam Siegel.

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Watch Zach’s new TBS Music Video: “Dong on the Whiteboard!”

  • September 20, 2016
  • by zachselwyn
  • · Comedy · Comedy Music News · Hero · Homepage · Sketch Comedy

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Watch the new episode of “The Reportist” – “Basketball Dads”

  • May 20, 2014
  • by zachselwyn
  • · Comedy

 

Check out Zach’s newest episode of his hit web series “The Reportist”

Starring Zach Selwyn, Brian Boone, Seth Menachem, Senon Williams, Luc Beddor and Ryzer Selwyn

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Watch Zach’s new commercial – “Cray-Crayola: A New Kind of Crayon”

  • January 20, 2014
  • by zachselwyn
  • · Comedy · Sketch Comedy

 

That ish CRAY. CHeckout your child’s new favorite crayon…

Starring Quinn Kelly Joyce and Zach Selwyn!

 

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Watch Zach’s new series “THE REPORTIST” – Episode 1 – Trees

  • August 27, 2013
  • by zachselwyn
  • · Comedy · Sketch Comedy

Zach’s new web series “The Reportist” follows one intrepid reporter as he tracks down some of the most ridiculous news stories in Hollywood.

Next story: Homeless Men Pleasuring Themselves to American Apparel Billboards.

Problem? Or Not?

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Watch! New Selwyn Bros. SKETCH – “BABY UBER”

  • June 3, 2013
  • by zachselwyn
  • · Sketch Comedy

 

Directed and Edited by Jesse Selwyn

Written by and Starring Zach Selwyn

Produced by Selwyn Brothers

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with Amy Redford, Matt August, Opal, Wendy Selwyn, Southerly Selwyn, Aria August and Tiara

 

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Come see Zach live at the Irvine Improv all Weekend with JOHN HENSON!

  • September 7, 2012
  • by zachselwyn
  • · Comedy Music News

Zach is joining Wipeout host/comedian JOHN HENSON all weekend at the Irvine Improv for 4 nights of insanely funny comedy. Also on the bill are the very funny HALLI BORGFJORD  http://halliborgfjord.com/

and ROB O’REILLY  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2688418/

September 6,7,8,9 -Irvine Improv with JOHN HENSON and FRIENDS (The TV HOSTS of Comedy!)

Please CLICK HERE  to buy tickets!!!!!

See Irvine Improv website for more information. 6 SHOWS!!!

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Watch Zach and Jon Reep’s new video: MOO’VES LIKE HAGGARD

  • April 11, 2012
  • by zachselwyn
  • · Uncategorized

Download Song here! 

Recorded in Nashville, TN. March 2012 – starring Jon Reep, Zach Selwyn and Brian Kiley. Song produced by Toby Semain. Directed by Z.S. Edited by Jesse Selwyn

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