Zach Selwyn

Actor. Musician. Host. Writer. Dinner Guest.

  • Move over Jimmy Fallon –  Zach informs you about the latest Jingle Punks happenings – Lil Dicky, Hoodie Allen and MORE!

    <p><a href=”http://vimeo.com/110420785″>Featuring Hoodie Allen, Lil Dicky, Meow Mix, and more</a> from <a href=”http://vimeo.com/jinglepunks”>Jingle Punks</a> on <a href=”https://vimeo.com”>Vimeo</a&gt;.</p>

     

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  • Hair Transplants are NO JOKE. Rodeo Zach says he shoulda gone to Turkey…

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  • DOWNLOAD ALBUM HERE!Hungover at Dlandhungover at disneyland TRACK LISTING:

    The Only Gym That I Like to hit (Jim Beam).

    LA Ski Hat Weather.

    Bad Night in Bro Country.

    Yo Jay-Z! (Be My Manager).

    The Web MD Song.

    Dudes.

    Hungover at Disneyland.

    Too Old for Molly, To Young for LSD.

    Kirk Cameron vs. Charles Darwin

    Gramma on the Front Porch!

    Look for it soon on itunes and beyond!!!

  • Sadly, we had to postpone our summer shows – but we still have our merch! New T-shirts below! $25.00 – shipping included. DM z@zachariahmusic.com for info!

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    ALSO – our new EP CLOUD ROAD will be streaming everywhere in May 2020… HEADS UP! Early reviews have called it “Mac Miller meets Steve Earle.”We’ll take it!

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6 Women who may be “Becky with the Good Hair” From Beyonce’s “Lemonade”

  • April 27, 2016
  • by zachselwyn
  • · Comedy · Homepage · The Writer · Uncategorized

By Zach Selwyn

Beyonce’s “Lemonade” album has everyone buzzing about just who “Becky with the good hair” could be. Some think it could be fashion designer/stylist Rachel Roy… Others are saying Rita Ora. So we decided to find other Becky’s who may just be the “sidepiece” Beyonce was talking about.

Becky Ditchfield. Meteorologist. K-USA News. Denver.

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Becky Gloriod. Real Estate Agent. Colorado Springs.

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  1. That’s really good hair.
  2. Maybe Jay-Z was house hunting in Colorado and took it upon himself to get down with Becky Gloriod. Hmmm…

The “Becky” from “Oh my God Becky, look at her butt” Sir Mix-a-Lot “Baby Got Back” video.

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Perhaps the most famous Becky I know of from that video. Oh, and check out that hair. In the 80’s, people said that hair was “Hype.”

Becky Lynch. Wrestler.

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Becky Lynch is a wrestler. With GREAT hair. Woah. It even looks like Bey’s hair back in the day. Who’s to say this wasn’t the girl she was talking about?

Becky Hobbs. Country Singer.

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Becky Hobbs has siccccck hair. Look at that feather hanging down there. She also had a top ten hit with “Lets Get Over Them Together” back in the day. Maybe her and Jay-Z are planning a duet themselves?

Bucky from “Captain America: Civil War.”

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Hmm. Maybe she didn’t say “Becky” at all. Maybe she said “Bucky?” Jay-Z likes action movies and this guy has hair we all envy. You just never know. That Beyonce is so sneaky.

 

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Watch Zach’s “NBA RAPDATE” Week 3!

  • November 18, 2015
  • by zachselwyn
  • · Comedy Music News · Homepage · Music · Sketch Comedy

Zachariah is back with more NBA rhymes… Check it!

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Zach’s Plea for Jay-Z to Sign him! Does it work???

  • March 28, 2014
  • by zachselwyn
  • · Comedy · comedy, music, lyrics, jay-Z, beyonce, blue ivy

Zach and Jay-Z have never met. But maybe this video will get Roc Nation to take Zach on as their first 5-figure client!

 

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