Zach Selwyn

Actor. Musician. Host. Writer. Dinner Guest.

  • Zachariah’s new song explores the corporate logo marketing travesty that all of us 90’s kids endure every time we see a Nirvana or Ramones shirt for sale in Target or Wal-Mart. Back in 1992 I had to go to the concert to buy a $30 shirt. Now the logo is on onesies.

    DOWNLOAD SONG HERE! – https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/nirvana-t-shirt-single/id1035706248

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  • BETWEEN ZEVON AND LEVON

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  • 5 PLACES YOU MUST SMOKE A J IN LA BEFORE YOU DIE

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  • Thanks to the Mangy Moose Saloon for having us for 6 sets in 2 nights!

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  • Hair Transplants are NO JOKE. Rodeo Zach says he shoulda gone to Turkey…

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  • https://www.hiiimag.com/articles/ooh-lala

    So…

    I just had the orgasm of the century. Remember that Mento in a Diet Coke two-liter experiment that exploded on the internet about 15 years ago? Well, no—it wasn’t like that. But it was intense, and one of those “starts three minutes before it ends” kind of orgasms…. And guess what? It wasn’t due to some steamy extramarital affair with some porn star from an XXX adult film called Stranger Thongs…. This was because of the potent cocktail of THC and aphrodisiac properties that are in certain modern cannabis products, mixed with a Livinia Sex Gummy, some terpene-forward flower, and a female pheromone arousal oil. I may have sprained an ankle.

    In the past few years, modern cannabis has refined multiple new products that can enhance one’s sexual libido and appetite to a point where the adjective “purple” can be used to visually describe an erection….

    Okay, let me start at the beginning… HIT LINK TO READ MORE!

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  • T-Shirts $25.00 – includes S&H

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    TANK TOPS $20.00! Includes S&H!!!
    ZACH’S NOVEL! ORDER NOW!

    For signed copies – z@zachariahmusic.com

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  • DISNEY XD 8:00 pm March 16!

    also starring the man – Zach Lavine… !!!

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    Zach LaVine will guest star on Disney’s ‘Kirby Buckets’ this week

     

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Read Zach’s New Article for Hiii Magazine about Cannabis… and Sex!

  • August 23, 2025
  • by zachselwyn
  • · Comedy · Hero · Homepage · Short Story · The Writer

https://www.hiiimag.com/articles/ooh-lala

So…

I just had the orgasm of the century. Remember that Mento in a Diet Coke two-liter experiment that exploded on the internet about 15 years ago? Well, no—it wasn’t like that. But it was intense, and one of those “starts three minutes before it ends” kind of orgasms…. And guess what? It wasn’t due to some steamy extramarital affair with some porn star from an XXX adult film called Stranger Thongs…. This was because of the potent cocktail of THC and aphrodisiac properties that are in certain modern cannabis products, mixed with a Livinia Sex Gummy, some terpene-forward flower, and a female pheromone arousal oil. I may have sprained an ankle.

In the past few years, modern cannabis has refined multiple new products that can enhance one’s sexual libido and appetite to a point where the adjective “purple” can be used to visually describe an erection….

Okay, let me start at the beginning… HIT LINK TO READ MORE!

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