Zach Selwyn

Actor. Musician. Host. Writer. Dinner Guest.

  • ZACH SELWYN travels the world looking for a better place to raise his kids…
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  • After a long night on the sauce, dont take your 2 kids to the Magic Kingdom. Hear Zach spin his tale about a fateful hungover day a the “Happiest Place on Earth.”

    Download song here – https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/hungover-at-disneyland/id952764244?i=952764250

     

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    A new Zachariah song from the LP “Hungover at Disneyland”. Featuring RJ Robinson on fiddle.

    Download song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/too-old-for-molly-too-young/id952764244?i=952764259

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Watch Zach’s new Song/Video “FLORIDA MAN”

  • January 11, 2023
  • by zachselwyn
  • · Comedy · Comedy Music News · Hero · Homepage · Music · Sketch Comedy
Song written using REAL headlines! FLORIDA MAN (c)2023 Desert Hobo Music

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Watch Zach & Missi Pyle’s new video “The Standing Desk Song!”

  • March 28, 2017
  • by zachselwyn
  • · Comedy · Comedy Music News · Film/TV · Hero · Homepage · Missi and Zach Might Bang! · Podcasts · Sketch Comedy

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See Zach’s New Music Video “We Outta La Croix!!”

  • August 12, 2016
  • by zachselwyn
  • · Comedy · Homepage · Music · Sketch Comedy

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Watch Zach’s new music video “I See Penises in Everything”

  • August 14, 2012
  • by zachselwyn
  • · Uncategorized

 

The easy-going acoustic video for Zach’s song “I See Penises in Everything” from his 2012 LP “Moose Knuckle”

Hey y’all! itunes that song HERE

 

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Zach Releases New Music-Comedy CD “Moose Knuckle”

  • April 23, 2012
  • by zachselwyn
  • · Uncategorized

Download and hear songs on MOOSE KNUCKLE HERE!!!

Download MOOSE KNUCKLE HERE!!!

Track Listing

1. Vegan Zombie

2. Frat Guy

3. I See Penises in Everything

4. Jay-Z’s Song to Blue Ivy on her Sweet 16

5. Meth’d Out Girlfriend

6.My Mom Fires My Manager

7. NBA Lockout Song

8. When Will My Mother-in-Law LEave My F*&king House?

9.Boner Gone

10. 4 Beards and a Tuba

11. Hunger Games

12. Moo’ves Like Haggard (F/ Jon Reep)

13. White People Problems (F/ Eli Braden)

Download and hear previews HERE!!!

artwork by http://www.chriskro.com

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Zach’s KIRK CAMERON vs. CHARLES DARWIN song w/ TIM LEE!

  • March 15, 2012
  • by zachselwyn
  • · Uncategorized

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The debate continues with this epic rap battle between Creationist KIRK CAMERON and Evolution theorist CHARLES DARWIN

song and music by Zach Selwyn, Tim Lee and Toby Semain

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