Zach Selwyn

Actor. Musician. Host. Writer. Dinner Guest.

  • Premieres Sunday February 19! on AXS TV!

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  • From LA Dispensary and Hiii Magazine. The Full Bush Girlfriened Reunion is here!

    Written/Directed by Zach Selwyn

    Starring Zach Selwyn, Dylan Berry, RJ Robinson, Wendy Selwyn

    (Associated Press) Zach Selwyn’s popular vertical comedy series “LA Dispensary” has spawned a spinoff short film about his 90’s Grunge Band “Full Bush Girlfriend.” The shrt comedy reunited original members Doug, Brandon Horses and Gerbil alongside their one groupie, Molly Slunt. This raucous eight minute film is a nod to indy fillmmakers around the world and to anyone who has ever chased a dream…

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  • LOS ANGELES, CA.

    FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

    Zach Selwyn Debuts First Novel Stoner Chronicles: Austin Translation
    Rogue Matter and Macmillan Press Launch New Literary Trilogy

    Rogue Matter, in partnership with Macmillan Press, proudly announces the March 24th release of Stoner Chronicles: Austin Translation, the debut novel by writer/actor and musician Zach Selwyn. The book marks the first installment in the Stoner Chronicles trilogy, to be followed by Drop Dead Gorgeous in 2027 and Hudson River Martini in 2028.

    Set against the vibrant backdrop of Austin, Texas, Stoner Chronicles: Austin Translation introduces readers to Selwyn’s sharply observed world—where art, excess, and humor collide. With a voice that is both irreverent and clever, Selwyn blends dark humor and emotional honesty, establishing a bold new presence in contemporary fiction. Famed Texas author/musician and personality Kinky Friedman wrote the foreword for the novel a couple of years before his untimely passing.

    “Kinky was an inspiration and a mentor in many ways,” Selwyn says. “The whole reason this book came about was because I was recording Kinky for a podcast down at his ranch and we started talking about writing – he encouraged me to finish the novel and keep creating.”

    The novel lays the groundwork for a trilogy of novels that move across cities, mysteries, and (often intoxicated) states of mind.

    “This book was one of those Covid projects written during the height of fear,” Selwyn says. “I was struck by how many people in Texas were defying the masks and vaccines – as compared to Los Angeles where we were all panicking and wiping down our groceries with Clorox.”

    Stoner Chronicles: Austin Translation is available for pre-order now through Rogue Matter and Macmillan Press.

    For review copies, interviews, or additional information, please contact:
    Trent Olsen

    Trent.olsen@roguematter.com

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  • Check out our write up in Entertainment Weekly today! And PLZ go and SUBSCRIBE and give us a 5 star rating!!!

    Anna Faris producing new comedy podcast ‘Missi & Zach Might Bang!’

    Anna Faris producing new comedy podcast Missi & Zach Might Bang!

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    Anna Faris is expanding her presence in the podcast world.

    The Mom star and host of Anna Faris is Unqualified has launched a new podcast featuring Gone Girl actress Missi Pyle and actor-musician Zach Selwyn. Titled Missi and Zach Might Bang!, the new show is a fun mix of celebrity interviews and improv and is being executive produced by Faris and her Unqualified co-host/producer, Sim Sarna.

    “[Missi and Zach] have spent their careers navigating Hollywood as actors and musicians, and now they are taking their multitude of talents and launching their podcast,” according to the show’s press release, which adds that it will feature “an array of improvisational songs, stories, laughter, and the immortal question… Will they ever bang?”

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  • Zachariah & the Lobos Riders are set to release their newest 6 song EP “Cloud Road.” Z details how this surprise record came about…

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    Cloud Road EP * 2020 By Zachariah & the Lobos Riders

    In December of 2019 I blew out my knee playing basketball. I vowed to return to the court within a year and elected for surgery in January of 2020 – Following the surgery came the Norcos. As a decent wine drinker, painkillers were never my thing and I have been able to avoid them after major surgeries – of which I’ve had my share… But this time, things were a little different. Lying in bed, unable to walk or barely get up to use the bathroom, I would play a lot of music and drift off into the spacial tranquility of a few pain pills. At first it was 2, then it became 3 and I was pretty soon out of my bottle… The doctor had told me it would take about three days to not need them anymore, I was on day 11. What came to me during these lost moments was a lot of lyrics about childhood memories, dreams dying, and the main street that I grew up on in Tucson Arizona in the 80’s and 90’s… Cloud Road. The first song is the raw file you hear “Cloud Road Painkiller Freestyle.” That was done in one take off the dome. I quickly understood why so many artists get involved with Vicoden, Percoset etc. These five songs came to me in three days. The sixth was written for the TV show “Breaking Bad” but ultimately not chosen.
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    A different approach for me for sure. A nod to my teenage years in Tucson dying to go anywhere… now looking back and realizing I have gone everywhere. What’s next? I need another motivating factor to push me into whatever is next…

    PRAY TO THE LORD

    Back in high school, my friends and I would drive around all night and break into unlocked cars and steal stuff. We then took the stuff to Zia Records for trade money, Play it Again Sports for cash and second hand shops… One night a few guys broke into my old football coach’s truck and he was watching us from his window. At one point, one of the guys said he saw him flash a gun. We ran. The part about dropping my high school ring at the scene of the crime is based on a separate incident involving a girl’s bedroom when her boyfriend stopped by – but combining these two incidents into this song made sense.

    MY MIND GOT MIXED WITH WANDERING

    Yeah, where does the motivation go? I think I speak for a lot of young people here when I talk about how we all want to find that one comfortable place but then see something else a little more appealing just around the corner. I wasted a lot off my 20’s looking for something else and not recognizing what was in front of me.

    JUST A LITTLE INTERMISSION

    Again, painkillers had me rapping to myself a lot. And for some reason I was doing it in a Humpty Hump – Special Ed voice… This is a nod to the 90’s hip-hop I loved – and it’s really just a joke – as most of my rap songs are.

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    When putting this EP together, I came across this a week before releasing it. It is the seeds that grew into the title track of the record as well as the “Intermission” song. I was rapping into my phone on a galaxy of pain meds… In a studio this might actually be dope.

    THE BALLAD OF JESSE PINKMAN

    Since I rhymed about Jesse Pinkman in “Intermission,” I felt like this fit on this record as well. I wrote this before a season of breaking Bad and sent to the EP’s, tweeted about. And had a lot of show fans RT it as well. Ultimately, someone heard it and said they did not need any new music. So FUCK THEM. This song deserves to be heard, even if the show hasn’t been on for six years.

    “ALEXA PLAY RED FUCKIN WINE!”

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  • We’ve all been to Costco and bought some DUMB shit. Zach wrote a song about it. Enjoy!

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  • Billy Bob Thornton, Ronnie Wood, Bubbles, Riucky Julian and Randy will all be there… and so will yer boy ZACH! Playing Dwight the dim-witted guitar player, Selwyn also wrote four songs on the album! Check the record link below!!!

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NBA Rapdate Week 21 has Launched!

  • March 20, 2016
  • by zachselwyn
  • · Comedy · Homepage · NBA Rapdates · Sketch Comedy

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Watch Zach’s New NBA Rapdate “Country Version!”

  • January 7, 2016
  • by zachselwyn
  • · Comedy MP3's · Homepage · NBA Rapdates · Sketch Comedy

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Watch Zach’s Latest NBA Rapdate “80’s Basketball Shorts”

  • January 4, 2016
  • by zachselwyn
  • · Comedy · Comedy Music News · Homepage · NBA Rapdates · Sketch Comedy

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Watch Zach’s NBA Rapdate Week 8

  • December 26, 2015
  • by zachselwyn
  • · Comedy Music News · Homepage · NBA Rapdates · Sketch Comedy · Uncategorized

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Watch Zach’s NBA Rapdate Week 6! “Google Me Bitch”

  • December 9, 2015
  • by zachselwyn
  • · Comedy · Homepage · Music · NBA Rapdates · Sketch Comedy

Bosh. Walton. Porzingis. Lebron’s Sleeves? A good weekly update from Emcee Zachariah

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Watch Zach’s NBA Rapdate Week 5 – “Kobe”

  • December 3, 2015
  • by zachselwyn
  • · Comedy · Comedy Music News · Homepage · Sketch Comedy

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Watch Zach’s NBA Rapdate Week 4 – “A Clippers Story”

  • November 25, 2015
  • by zachselwyn
  • · Comedy · Comedy Music News · Homepage · Music · Sketch Comedy · Uncategorized

“A Clippers Story”

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Watch Zach’s “NBA RAPDATE” Week 3!

  • November 18, 2015
  • by zachselwyn
  • · Comedy Music News · Homepage · Music · Sketch Comedy

Zachariah is back with more NBA rhymes… Check it!

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Watch Zach’s new People Magazine “Rap Up” for this week’s Issue!

  • October 30, 2015
  • by zachselwyn
  • · Comedy · Comedy Music News · Homepage · Sketch Comedy

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Buy The Entire New Album “Hungover at Disneyland” NOW!

  • January 6, 2015
  • by zachselwyn
  • · Comedy MP3's · Comedy Music News · Sketch Comedy

Zach’s newest comedy CD is in digital stores – and yours for CHEAP! Check out HUNGOVER AT DISNEYLAND

Hungover at Dland

Featuring “Web MD Song” – “Jay-Z Signs White MC” – “Bad Night in Bro Country” – “LA Ski Hat Weather”  – “Dudes” – and The title track!

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