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6 Women who may be “Becky with the Good Hair” From Beyonce’s “Lemonade”

  • April 27, 2016
  • by zachselwyn
  • · Comedy · Homepage · The Writer · Uncategorized

By Zach Selwyn

Beyonce’s “Lemonade” album has everyone buzzing about just who “Becky with the good hair” could be. Some think it could be fashion designer/stylist Rachel Roy… Others are saying Rita Ora. So we decided to find other Becky’s who may just be the “sidepiece” Beyonce was talking about.

Becky Ditchfield. Meteorologist. K-USA News. Denver.

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Becky Gloriod. Real Estate Agent. Colorado Springs.

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  1. That’s really good hair.
  2. Maybe Jay-Z was house hunting in Colorado and took it upon himself to get down with Becky Gloriod. Hmmm…

The “Becky” from “Oh my God Becky, look at her butt” Sir Mix-a-Lot “Baby Got Back” video.

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Perhaps the most famous Becky I know of from that video. Oh, and check out that hair. In the 80’s, people said that hair was “Hype.”

Becky Lynch. Wrestler.

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Becky Lynch is a wrestler. With GREAT hair. Woah. It even looks like Bey’s hair back in the day. Who’s to say this wasn’t the girl she was talking about?

Becky Hobbs. Country Singer.

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Becky Hobbs has siccccck hair. Look at that feather hanging down there. She also had a top ten hit with “Lets Get Over Them Together” back in the day. Maybe her and Jay-Z are planning a duet themselves?

Bucky from “Captain America: Civil War.”

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Hmm. Maybe she didn’t say “Becky” at all. Maybe she said “Bucky?” Jay-Z likes action movies and this guy has hair we all envy. You just never know. That Beyonce is so sneaky.

 

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