Zach Selwyn

Actor. Musician. Host. Writer. Dinner Guest.

  • written by Zach Selwyn. Dir. by Adam Siegel.

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  • Zach wrote and produced this piece for TBS Digital starring the Sklar Brothers.

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  • Hey guys! I’m finally able to announce the release of my second novel “DROP DEAD GORGEOUS” – today on KINDLE! If you’re a digital reader, please take a look and enjoy! Sample chapters available in the link. Hard copies will be available in a week or so – so thank you all for your support! This is the official SEQUEL to “Austin Translation” – when Rob Stoner travels to Nashville to solve the mysterious suicide of his ex-girfriend. It’s murder, mystery and mayhem in Music City!

    DROP DEAD GORGEOUS: AKA THE NASHVILLIANS

    When True Crime Podcaster Rob Stoner is summoned to Nashville to investigate the mysterious suicide of his ex-girlfriend from 20 years ago, he suddenly finds himself making his way through Music City still holding onto lost dreams of his own music stardom. Things get even crazier when he discovers that his ex was holding a piece of paper in her hand with his phone number on it when she died. Now, Rob has to solve the crime, navigate his way around the shady side of the music business and try to get it all done without losing his marriage, his career and his mind…

    PRAISE FOR “DROP DEAD GORGEOUS”

    “I voiced a character in a musical comedy podcast which Zach wrote and produced. I thoroughly enjoyed collaborating with Zach, but felt strongly that the project was lacking the comedic device of death. I’m glad to see that Zach has combined all elements into this fast-paced murder comedy set in Music City.”

    – Will Sasso, actor

    xoxo MUCH LOVE!

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  • Re-Examining the 1997 NBA Draft – If I Had Been Selected…
    (Originally published @Nerdist Sports 2017) At the end of my senior year in college – despite having not played organized basketball since high school and maintaining a 1.8 blood alcohol level for four years straight, my friends dared me to declare for the NBA draft. I wrote an official letter the NBA commissioner David Stern and presented my accolades: Six-foot-two. 3.8 G.P.A. Fraternity scoring leader and dunk contest winner on the 8-foot hoop in the parking lot. I wasn’t selected. Looking back now, I have to argue that I might have been a better pick than 75% of the players in the 1997 NBA draft. Sure, the draft produced perennial all-stars Tim Duncan (#1), Chauncey Billups (#3) and Tracy McGrady (#9), but for every one of those guys, there are three Ed Elisma’s (#40), Bubba Wells’ (#34) and Ben Pepper’s (#55). Who’s to say that if I was chosen in the late second round I wouldn’t have made a better impact than a guy like 44th pick Cedric Henderson? I was too short to be a forward, my high school position. My handle wasn’t strong enough to compete for a point guard slot, so basically, my only shot was to be drafted as a shooting guard – and my guess is I would have been picked somewhere around 46 – where Orlando took Alabama marksman Eric Washington. (Whose best year came with the Idaho Stampede in the NBA D-League in 2010). Due to some late garbage time minutes, I estimate I would have averaged roughly 1.2 points a game… Which is more than draft picks C.J. Bruton (#52), Roberto Duenas (#57) and Nate Erdmann (#55) ever averaged in their careers. The 11th pick of the draft was a guy named Tariq Abdul-Wahad. Nobody past the top 10 picks truly ever made a big statement in the NBA. Sure, Stephen Jackson (#42) was a key piece to the 2003 Spurs, Bobby Jackson (#23) was a sixth man sparkplug and Mark Blount (#54) was a dependable center for a few teams – but overall, 1997 was pretty mediocre… Even though I once bought into the ESPN theory that Jacque Vaughn (#27) would be the next Allen Iverson. My own personal draft journey began after a two-game playoff run in the annual 1997 fraternity basketball challenge. It was in a game against Pi Kappa Alpha. Their starting point guard tried to take me off the dribble to the left. I stuck my arm just above his bounce and poked the ball free into the open court. I ran after it, scooped it up and laid it in for the victory. My fraternity, Alpha Epsilon Pi had won our first play-off game in 10 years. In our next contest, we gave the brothers of Sigma Alpha Epsilon a good run, and I poured in 21 points. Ultimately, we lost on a late technical foul call when I got kicked out for calling the referee a “dickbag.” It was after that game, while consuming a lot of Natural Light beer, that I decided to declare for the draft. On draft day 1997, I sat on my mother’s couch with baited anticipation as the others had their moments. I ordered some pizza for my family. My mother thought I had lost my mind. As the evening progressed, I had seen enough of the long, tailored mustard and pinstriped suits making their way to the podium to shake David Stern’s hand. I watched as guys like Tony Battie (#5), Danny Fortson (#10) and Antonio Daniels (#4) put on those crisp new NBA caps. I accepted the inevitable as the first round telecast came to an end. The second round was only on the radio, so I sat in my Civic, listening in. “And with the 48th pick in the 1997 NBA Draft, the Washington Bullets select Predrag Drobnjak from KK Partizan, Serbia.” Really? A guy named Predrag was taken? Nobody could even pronounce his name. So what if he was a six-foot-eleven three time Euro League National Champion? I played on the frat tournament second runner-up team! Most of the players from the ’97 draft ended up overseas, injured or, in Ron Mercer’s (#6) case, involved in a strip club assault or two. I was no different – except for the fact that I never played one minute in the NBA. Then again, neither did Serge Zwikker (#29), Mark Sanford (#30) or Gordon Malone (#44). I still think I would have had a shot. Ed. Note: Zach Selwyn currently averages 15.2 points per game in his over 40-YMCA league.
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    Anna Faris producing new comedy podcast ‘Missi & Zach Might Bang!’

    Anna Faris producing new comedy podcast Missi & Zach Might Bang!

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    Anna Faris is expanding her presence in the podcast world.

    The Mom star and host of Anna Faris is Unqualified has launched a new podcast featuring Gone Girl actress Missi Pyle and actor-musician Zach Selwyn. Titled Missi and Zach Might Bang!, the new show is a fun mix of celebrity interviews and improv and is being executive produced by Faris and her Unqualified co-host/producer, Sim Sarna.

    “[Missi and Zach] have spent their careers navigating Hollywood as actors and musicians, and now they are taking their multitude of talents and launching their podcast,” according to the show’s press release, which adds that it will feature “an array of improvisational songs, stories, laughter, and the immortal question… Will they ever bang?”

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Watch Zach’s New Video for “Nirvana T-Shirt”

  • September 18, 2015
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Zachariah’s new song explores the corporate logo marketing travesty that all of us 90’s kids endure every time we see a Nirvana or Ramones shirt for sale in Target or Wal-Mart. Back in 1992 I had to go to the concert to buy a $30 shirt. Now the logo is on onesies.

DOWNLOAD SONG HERE! – https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/nirvana-t-shirt-single/id1035706248

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Watch the latest Zachariah Freestyle From the Slippery Pig Brewery in Poulsbo

  • August 5, 2015
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Zach breaks down the crowd, the Seattle Mariners and Lenny Kravitz’ penis.

Live from August 4, 2015…

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Zachariah “All My Friends Have DUI’s” Live at Hollywood Country Nights

  • July 11, 2015
  • by zachselwyn
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July 9 2015 – Viva Fresh Cantina

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Watch Zach’s video for “Too Old for Molly, Too Young for LSD”

  • May 2, 2015
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A new Zachariah song from the LP “Hungover at Disneyland”. Featuring RJ Robinson on fiddle.

Download song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/too-old-for-molly-too-young/id952764244?i=952764259

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DENIM WOLVES to make debut TONIGHT! Sunday March 22!

  • March 22, 2015
  • by zachselwyn
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10959907_765163223577885_7579092369260600415_n11082623_782880115139529_643865383474808920_n ZACH’s new project DENIM WOLVES makes their debut tonight at House of Blues. Outlaw Country. Rap. Two turntables and some acoustic guitars. “HALF HAYES CARLL, HALF KENDRICK LAMAR” 8:00 pm SHARP. Come witness history.

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Watch new Video “Ghosts in This Guitar”

  • September 13, 2014
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“Ghosts in This Guitar”

Skywriting (c) 2014 Papago Records

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See video for “High Desert” – and download the NEW RECORD “Skywriting” !!!

  • August 19, 2014
  • by zachselwyn
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New album available TODAY! CLick and download – ! Enjoy!!!

Skywriting

 

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Skywriting Record Release!

  • August 18, 2014
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New Album, “SKYWRITING” Record Release Party- Wed. Sept. 3rd 9pm!

  • August 5, 2014
  • by zachselwyn
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After two long years, Zachariah & the Lobos Riders – country rock hip hop pioneers – are releasing their new record “SKYWRITING” and celebrating with a live show September 3rd at the HOTEL CAFE (1623 N. Cahuenga) –

An $8.00 admission lets you name your price for the new CD –
Basically, pay whatever you like! $1? $5? $10? It’s up to you – (Thx Coldplay for the idea) and you get 13 new tracks from Z and the boys! (STREAM THE SONGS NOW ON THE HOME PAGE OF THIS WEBSITE!)

 

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THIS SHOW WILL BE LEGENDARY. Special Guests. Freestyle rap. New songs. FUN.

WHAT: Zachariah & the Lobos Riders “Skywriting” record release party

WHERE: Hotel Cafe 1623 N. Cahuegna Blvd. Hollywood CA

WHEN: 9:00 pm – 10:00 pm

COST: $8.00 admission… Name your price for the CD at the show!

SEE YOU THERE!!

(If you want a signed copy and live out of town, email Zachariah here – z@zachariahmusic.com)

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Also…

Sept. 20 – Live at Cinema Bar – Culver City, CA. with the Groovy Rednecks!

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Zachariah & The Lobos Riders

  • July 31, 2014
  • by zachselwyn
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DOWNLOAD “SKYWRITING” NOW! Click pic!SkywritingNew Album “Skywriting” is AVAILABLE!

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