Zach Selwyn

Actor. Musician. Host. Writer. Dinner Guest.

  • First two episodes launch Thursday, August 28, 2025

    https://embed.podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/welcome-to-n-i-l-university/id1829007772?i=1000719030779

    Cloud10 Media and Writer/director Zach Selwyn bring you the first ever scripted podcast about the NIL deals permeating NCAA sports – specifically college football. First two episodes launching Thursday August 28!

    “You’ll never have four year starters at a mid-major university anymore… don’t blame me – blame the NIL”

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  • Zach was a runner up for this legendary reality show and it changed the course of his career. 20 years ago! That hair! That jacket! HOLY FAAACK!
    Dream Job ESPN funny New York City Sportscenter Stuart Scott Times Square topten TVhost Zach Selwyn
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    TANK TOPS $20.00! Includes S&H!!!
    ZACH’S NOVEL! ORDER NOW!

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    Antonio Brown? Punching refs? Mitch McGary going all 420? You’re on blast with Zach and his TBS web series “Out of Control Athletes of the Week.”

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  • Comedy competition. FYP Dance Dads Dance Moms funny humor Zach Selwyn
  • https://allnashvilleroadshow.com


    ABOUT ALL NASHVILLE ROADSHOW?

    All Nashville Roadshow brings the heart of Music City to you! Featuring live performances by incredible Nashville artists, authentic Southern food, and craft beers, our under-the-stars festival delivers an unforgettable evening of music, connection, and community. It’s like stepping into the vibrant streets of Nashville—without ever leaving your town.

    With every detail curated to perfection, from the music to the atmosphere, All Nashville Roadshow is more than just an event—it’s an experience. Gather your friends, grab your tickets, and get ready to make memories that will stay with you long after the last encore. Don’t miss your chance to feel the magic of Nashville, right in your backyard!

    GET YOUR TICKETS NOW!

    UPCOMING ROADSHOWS

    Friday, March 28, 2025 @ 7:00PM

    Madison, Georgia. Madison-Morgan Cultural Center

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    Saturday, March 29, 2025 @ 7:00PM

    Trilith (Fayetteville), Georgia. Central Park at Trilith

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    Friday, April 11, 2025 @ 7:00PM

    Hiawassee, Georgia. Georgia Mountain Fairgrounds

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    Saturday, April 12, 2025 @ 7:00PM

    Dahlonega, Georgia. R-Ranch in the Mountains

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  • ZACH SELWYN travels the world looking for a better place to raise his kids…
    Bourdain Brac Comedy Croatia Dinklage Dubrovnik family funny Game of thrones Netflix travel Travel blog Zach Selwyn
  • DOWNLOAD ALBUM HERE!Hungover at Dlandhungover at disneyland TRACK LISTING:

    The Only Gym That I Like to hit (Jim Beam).

    LA Ski Hat Weather.

    Bad Night in Bro Country.

    Yo Jay-Z! (Be My Manager).

    The Web MD Song.

    Dudes.

    Hungover at Disneyland.

    Too Old for Molly, To Young for LSD.

    Kirk Cameron vs. Charles Darwin

    Gramma on the Front Porch!

    Look for it soon on itunes and beyond!!!

  • https://www.hiiimag.com/articles/ooh-lala

    So…

    I just had the orgasm of the century. Remember that Mento in a Diet Coke two-liter experiment that exploded on the internet about 15 years ago? Well, no—it wasn’t like that. But it was intense, and one of those “starts three minutes before it ends” kind of orgasms…. And guess what? It wasn’t due to some steamy extramarital affair with some porn star from an XXX adult film called Stranger Thongs…. This was because of the potent cocktail of THC and aphrodisiac properties that are in certain modern cannabis products, mixed with a Livinia Sex Gummy, some terpene-forward flower, and a female pheromone arousal oil. I may have sprained an ankle.

    In the past few years, modern cannabis has refined multiple new products that can enhance one’s sexual libido and appetite to a point where the adjective “purple” can be used to visually describe an erection….

    Okay, let me start at the beginning… HIT LINK TO READ MORE!

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Zach Releases New Music-Comedy CD “Moose Knuckle”

  • April 23, 2012
  • by zachselwyn
  • · Uncategorized

Download and hear songs on MOOSE KNUCKLE HERE!!!

Download MOOSE KNUCKLE HERE!!!

Track Listing

1. Vegan Zombie

2. Frat Guy

3. I See Penises in Everything

4. Jay-Z’s Song to Blue Ivy on her Sweet 16

5. Meth’d Out Girlfriend

6.My Mom Fires My Manager

7. NBA Lockout Song

8. When Will My Mother-in-Law LEave My F*&king House?

9.Boner Gone

10. 4 Beards and a Tuba

11. Hunger Games

12. Moo’ves Like Haggard (F/ Jon Reep)

13. White People Problems (F/ Eli Braden)

Download and hear previews HERE!!!

artwork by http://www.chriskro.com

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NEW “Hunger Games” Song by Zach Selwyn * From SOUNDTRACK!

  • March 21, 2012
  • by zachselwyn
  • · comedy, music, lyrics, jay-Z, beyonce, blue ivy

Hunger Games SONG – CLICK HERE!

 

“I Don’t Think Id Do Well in the Hunger Games” 2012 By Zach Selwyn

* Deleted from film

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0 Listen to Zach and Bil Dwyer call last round of US OPEN!

  • June 22, 2011
  • by zachselwyn
  • · Uncategorized

CLICK HERE CLICK HERE CLICK HERE! – Enjoy the MP3! Its the future of GOLF!

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0 New Comedy Video – KCRW DJ Simon Hartfell Curses Live on Air!

  • June 2, 2011
  • by zachselwyn
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0 Zach, Chris Hardwick, Hot Girls in a 2003 Reality TV Spoof! By Drama3/4

  • May 14, 2011
  • by zachselwyn
  • · Uncategorized

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0 Link to my episode of ATOM TV on Comedy Central

  • June 9, 2010
  • by zachselwyn
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Here is the episode of ATOM TV on Comedy Central that I hosted – ENJOY!

AND

Click to hear a brand new Nevada Radio Interview with Zach! – By Roger Galloway

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