Zach Selwyn

Actor. Musician. Host. Writer. Dinner Guest.

  • https://www.hiiimag.com/articles/ooh-lala

    So…

    I just had the orgasm of the century. Remember that Mento in a Diet Coke two-liter experiment that exploded on the internet about 15 years ago? Well, no—it wasn’t like that. But it was intense, and one of those “starts three minutes before it ends” kind of orgasms…. And guess what? It wasn’t due to some steamy extramarital affair with some porn star from an XXX adult film called Stranger Thongs…. This was because of the potent cocktail of THC and aphrodisiac properties that are in certain modern cannabis products, mixed with a Livinia Sex Gummy, some terpene-forward flower, and a female pheromone arousal oil. I may have sprained an ankle.

    In the past few years, modern cannabis has refined multiple new products that can enhance one’s sexual libido and appetite to a point where the adjective “purple” can be used to visually describe an erection….

    Okay, let me start at the beginning… HIT LINK TO READ MORE!

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  • Those pesky STANLEY QUENCHERS driving you mad? Making you broke? Zach wrote a song about it…

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  • Song produced by Justin Stanley/Leroy Miller & Zach Selwyn
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  • T-Shirts $25.00 – includes S&H

    z@zachariahmusic.com for more info!

    TANK TOPS $20.00! Includes S&H!!!
    ZACH’S NOVEL! ORDER NOW!

    For signed copies – z@zachariahmusic.com

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  • CREDITS…

    In the Presence of God *

    Firing Squad $

    New Suit for My Hangin *

    Honky Tonk Saloon @

    Bartenders in LA @

    You Built me a Ghost Town (Gia Ciambotti) #

    The River (With Bobby Joyner) $

    Gower Bridge #

    Dellmus Colvin @

    Last Country Road $

    City of Angels #

    Executive produced by The Pale Ryda

    All songs 2021 Desert Hobo Music (Ascap) written by Zach Selwyn

    Papago Records.

    MUSICIANS:

    (Acoustic, Steel, Lap Guitars) Dan Wistrom, Jesse Siebenberg, Leroy Miller, Zachariah

    (Drum Programming) Leroy Miller

    (Bass) Mark Antoleonos, Jeff LeGore

    (Keys) Brian Lapin

    (Fiddle) Lucy Clearwater

    (Harmonica) Bobby Joyner, Zachariah

    (BG Vocals) Lucy Clearwater, Leroy Miller, Bobby Joyner, Zachariah, Gia Ciambotti

    MIXED and PRODUCED BY:

    • – *Jesse Siebenberg
    • $ – Leroy Miller
    • # – Dan Wistrom
    • @ – Justin Jay
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  • Artists Creating Entertainment and Jill Benjamin Events brought Zach in to freestyle for multiple offices in the LA area for Valentines Day, 2024…

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  • BETWEEN ZEVON AND LEVON

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Watch Zach’s new song/video “Corporate Outlaw”

  • May 3, 2016
  • by zachselwyn
  • · Comedy Music News · comedy, music, lyrics, jay-Z, beyonce, blue ivy · Hero · Homepage · Sketch Comedy · Uncategorized

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Watch Zach and Jon Reep’s new video: MOO’VES LIKE HAGGARD

  • April 11, 2012
  • by zachselwyn
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Download Song here! 

Recorded in Nashville, TN. March 2012 – starring Jon Reep, Zach Selwyn and Brian Kiley. Song produced by Toby Semain. Directed by Z.S. Edited by Jesse Selwyn

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