Zach Selwyn

Actor. Musician. Host. Writer. Dinner Guest.

  • Z36974ZACH joins RUDE JUDE and ROSS from BINARY STAR to talk hand jobs, proper towels for that time of the month and some secret slang!

     

    more here: http://foreallyshow.com/

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  • Those pesky STANLEY QUENCHERS driving you mad? Making you broke? Zach wrote a song about it…

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  • Zachariah’s new song explores the corporate logo marketing travesty that all of us 90’s kids endure every time we see a Nirvana or Ramones shirt for sale in Target or Wal-Mart. Back in 1992 I had to go to the concert to buy a $30 shirt. Now the logo is on onesies.

    DOWNLOAD SONG HERE! – https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/nirvana-t-shirt-single/id1035706248

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  • Move over Jimmy Fallon –  Zach informs you about the latest Jingle Punks happenings – Lil Dicky, Hoodie Allen and MORE!

    <p><a href=”http://vimeo.com/110420785″>Featuring Hoodie Allen, Lil Dicky, Meow Mix, and more</a> from <a href=”http://vimeo.com/jinglepunks”>Jingle Punks</a> on <a href=”https://vimeo.com”>Vimeo</a&gt;.</p>

     

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    A new Zachariah song from the LP “Hungover at Disneyland”. Featuring RJ Robinson on fiddle.

    Download song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/too-old-for-molly-too-young/id952764244?i=952764259

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  • Thanks to the Mangy Moose Saloon for having us for 6 sets in 2 nights!

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  • T-Shirts $25.00 – includes S&H

    z@zachariahmusic.com for more info!

    TANK TOPS $20.00! Includes S&H!!!
    ZACH’S NOVEL! ORDER NOW!

    For signed copies – z@zachariahmusic.com

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  • New album available TODAY! CLick and download – ! Enjoy!!!

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  • Re-Examining the 1997 NBA Draft – If I Had Been Selected…
    (Originally published @Nerdist Sports 2017) At the end of my senior year in college – despite having not played organized basketball since high school and maintaining a 1.8 blood alcohol level for four years straight, my friends dared me to declare for the NBA draft. I wrote an official letter the NBA commissioner David Stern and presented my accolades: Six-foot-two. 3.8 G.P.A. Fraternity scoring leader and dunk contest winner on the 8-foot hoop in the parking lot. I wasn’t selected. Looking back now, I have to argue that I might have been a better pick than 75% of the players in the 1997 NBA draft. Sure, the draft produced perennial all-stars Tim Duncan (#1), Chauncey Billups (#3) and Tracy McGrady (#9), but for every one of those guys, there are three Ed Elisma’s (#40), Bubba Wells’ (#34) and Ben Pepper’s (#55). Who’s to say that if I was chosen in the late second round I wouldn’t have made a better impact than a guy like 44th pick Cedric Henderson? I was too short to be a forward, my high school position. My handle wasn’t strong enough to compete for a point guard slot, so basically, my only shot was to be drafted as a shooting guard – and my guess is I would have been picked somewhere around 46 – where Orlando took Alabama marksman Eric Washington. (Whose best year came with the Idaho Stampede in the NBA D-League in 2010). Due to some late garbage time minutes, I estimate I would have averaged roughly 1.2 points a game… Which is more than draft picks C.J. Bruton (#52), Roberto Duenas (#57) and Nate Erdmann (#55) ever averaged in their careers. The 11th pick of the draft was a guy named Tariq Abdul-Wahad. Nobody past the top 10 picks truly ever made a big statement in the NBA. Sure, Stephen Jackson (#42) was a key piece to the 2003 Spurs, Bobby Jackson (#23) was a sixth man sparkplug and Mark Blount (#54) was a dependable center for a few teams – but overall, 1997 was pretty mediocre… Even though I once bought into the ESPN theory that Jacque Vaughn (#27) would be the next Allen Iverson. My own personal draft journey began after a two-game playoff run in the annual 1997 fraternity basketball challenge. It was in a game against Pi Kappa Alpha. Their starting point guard tried to take me off the dribble to the left. I stuck my arm just above his bounce and poked the ball free into the open court. I ran after it, scooped it up and laid it in for the victory. My fraternity, Alpha Epsilon Pi had won our first play-off game in 10 years. In our next contest, we gave the brothers of Sigma Alpha Epsilon a good run, and I poured in 21 points. Ultimately, we lost on a late technical foul call when I got kicked out for calling the referee a “dickbag.” It was after that game, while consuming a lot of Natural Light beer, that I decided to declare for the draft. On draft day 1997, I sat on my mother’s couch with baited anticipation as the others had their moments. I ordered some pizza for my family. My mother thought I had lost my mind. As the evening progressed, I had seen enough of the long, tailored mustard and pinstriped suits making their way to the podium to shake David Stern’s hand. I watched as guys like Tony Battie (#5), Danny Fortson (#10) and Antonio Daniels (#4) put on those crisp new NBA caps. I accepted the inevitable as the first round telecast came to an end. The second round was only on the radio, so I sat in my Civic, listening in. “And with the 48th pick in the 1997 NBA Draft, the Washington Bullets select Predrag Drobnjak from KK Partizan, Serbia.” Really? A guy named Predrag was taken? Nobody could even pronounce his name. So what if he was a six-foot-eleven three time Euro League National Champion? I played on the frat tournament second runner-up team! Most of the players from the ’97 draft ended up overseas, injured or, in Ron Mercer’s (#6) case, involved in a strip club assault or two. I was no different – except for the fact that I never played one minute in the NBA. Then again, neither did Serge Zwikker (#29), Mark Sanford (#30) or Gordon Malone (#44). I still think I would have had a shot. Ed. Note: Zach Selwyn currently averages 15.2 points per game in his over 40-YMCA league.
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  • Premieres Sunday February 19! on AXS TV!

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Cloud10 Media & Zach Launching New Scripted Podcast “N.I.L University on Thursday!”

  • August 25, 2025
  • by zachselwyn
  • · Hero · The Writer · Television · Film/TV · Homepage
First two episodes launch Thursday, August 28, 2025

https://embed.podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/welcome-to-n-i-l-university/id1829007772?i=1000719030779

Cloud10 Media and Writer/director Zach Selwyn bring you the first ever scripted podcast about the NIL deals permeating NCAA sports – specifically college football. First two episodes launching Thursday August 28!

“You’ll never have four year starters at a mid-major university anymore… don’t blame me – blame the NIL”

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Check Out “The Ballad of Uncle Drank” Podcast!

  • September 13, 2022
  • by zachselwyn
  • · Uncategorized

Zach wrote and directed this comedic musical podcast starring Will Sasso, Brian. Kelley (FGL) Luke Wilson, Chelcie Lynn and Billy Zane as a talking blender named BLENDY

@!https://link.chtbl.com/uncledrank

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Might Bang Live! This Tuesday 6/5 at Hotel Cafe!

  • June 3, 2018
  • by zachselwyn
  • · Comedy · Hero · Homepage · Missi and Zach Might Bang! · Podcasts

Missi Pyle and Zach Selwyn are back at it this week performing live from the legendary Hotel Cafe – 1623 Cahuenga Blvd. in Los Angeles – special guests from Missi’s new YouTube Red show! $10 at door

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Zach raps to Richard Marx on new ep. of “Missi and Zach Might Bang!”

  • July 27, 2017
  • by zachselwyn
  • · Comedy · Hero · Homepage · Missi and Zach Might Bang! · Music · Podcasts · Uncategorized

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John Cho is on the new “Might Bang!” Download and subscribe! Songs about weed and Lindsay Lohan!

  • April 13, 2017
  • by zachselwyn
  • · Comedy · Homepage · Missi and Zach Might Bang! · Podcasts · Uncategorized

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/ep-5-john-cho/id1217686743?i=1000384335686&mt=2

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New episode of “Missi and Zach Might Bang!” With Scott MacArthur from “The Mick” on Fox!

  • March 30, 2017
  • by zachselwyn
  • · Comedy · Hero · Homepage · Missi and Zach Might Bang! · Podcasts · Uncategorized

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Zach Hosts “After Hours at the Burgundy Room” Podcast!

  • February 14, 2017
  • by zachselwyn
  • · Homepage · Podcasts · Uncategorized

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/episode-001-sanchez-drug-dealer/id1203828154?i=1000381189743&mt=2

after-hours-at-the-burgundy-room-podcast-565x300For the past two years, Zach has been hosting episodes of “After Hours at the Burgundy Room” – a podcast centered around the famous Hollywood bar. Download the premiere episode today!

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Missi Pyle and Zach to Host LIVE Podcast for Entertainment Weekly PopFest!

  • October 11, 2016
  • by zachselwyn
  • · Comedy · Hero · Homepage · Missi and Zach Might Bang!

Zach and Missi Pyle have a new podcast called “Missi and Zach Might Bang!” Exec. Produced by Anna Faris and Sim Sarna of “Anna Faris is Unqualified” – the show takes on celebrity guests, improvisational music and offers entertainment business advice as well! Head to http://www.ewpopfest.com to buy tickets now!!!

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Listen to this HILARIOUS podcast Zach did w/ the CLYDE BROTHERS! – “Yoohoo, I Need a Drink Here!”

  • October 4, 2012
  • by zachselwyn
  • · Comedy Music News

EPISODE 7_Zach Selwyn – Yoohoo, Need a Drink Here!.

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